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im done.
its 1:42 a.m. and im finally done.
5 hours of sleep hopefully and school.
Mrs Keith i did this for you haha
well and because im scared of failing.
GOODNIGHT!

Real Chance of Love 2 #3!!!

Last One! Wooooohooooo! Alright im not gonna lie, these blogs werent so bad and i actually enjoyed them. But lets get to the show. Episode 3. Its called Girls Gone Viral so i had no clue what to expect from this one. The girls have to compete in "bootycamp" (who comes up with this?) and put on a show for the guys to prove they can handle dealing with their music careers. Watching them practice was the lamest thing i have ever done in my life. They just dance slutty and everyone tells them good job. This show just goes downhill.... Eventually they put on the show for Real and Chance and they choose the winners. They all go on a date at the race track to watch the horse races. Chance thinks that Aloha might be a little crazy but doesnt know. Back at the house the girls start getting into business that isn't theirs by freaking out about a girl talking to her best guy friend on the phone. Girls just need to calm down. They take the game way too seriously. Aloha then freaks out. She goes completely crazy and starts yelling and screaming. But she calms down and they all have a barbecue. The guys announce that they will each have their own chains at the elimination tonight, this makes it hard for some girls who still havent chosen yet. Aloha gets sent home because she is crazy...

:)

Real Chance of Love #2

Here we go... Episode 2. I have just figured out that these girls dont know how to speak English. Other than Classy, no other girl talks normally. Wiggly is a weirdo. Anyways the episode starts with a challenge where the girls have to try and "sell" themselves. Some of these girls do the most random thing. One girl raps and hula hoops. Who does that? Junk just jumps around in a cheerleading outfit. Hot Wings is really nice and just brings a football and says she likes it. I mean it wasnt much but i liked it and now she is my favorite. All of the girls except like 3 only talked about sex. Chance was all giddy but Real was like come on ladies..... this is about love. My pics to win the whole thing right now are Hot Wings for Chance and Pocahantes for Real. After the challenge Chance and Real take the girls to a fake Prom where they dance. In my opinion its a really lame dance...but thats just me. Later on that night Wiggly attacks the guys who dont like how strong she seems to be coming on. She just shows up and acts like a complete weirdo. She makes me nervous just watching her. At the elimination they send her home which makes me really happy and because of this i will watch episode 3. (im only gonna watch because i have to but shhhh...)

Real Chance of Love 2 #1

Why do they do this? I want to know who watches these shows. Vh1 is very lucky I have a blog to write or i would never watch this. Anyways this is Real Chance of Love. 2 Brothers from "I Love New York" who didnt find love. They call themselves the "Stallionaires" which i have no clue what that means but whatever. The first season went without them finding love so i guess thats code for i want another show. The first episode starts with everyone getting nicknames (DUH!) why cant they just have regular names? I mean "Junk"... who wants that nickname? Oh duh, girls who think reality shows make you famous. The only real different thing this season is the brothers keep girls together and let them choose which one they want so that their isn't fighting. All that happens is the girls just yell and yell and yell and are totally jerks to each other. I hate girls like that. One of them looks like a man and i dont look at the screen when she is on, but she thinks she is the best looking.... i dont get it. Chance and Real spend the day getting to know all the girls and get an idea for who their favorites are. During all this a fight breaks out and "Show Me" punches "Vegas" and makes her bleed. Chance and Real send "Show Me" home and for some reason "Vegas" leaves too. "Show Me" thinks she is all ghetto but she wears expensive clothes? i dont get people sometimes. In the end they only send home 2 more girls whose names i dont care about. Cant wait for episode 2 though. I might be starting to like this show. Or not. Undecided....

Omg!

i wanna sleep so bad. Mrs Keith better love me for this.
im probably gonna go mess with tyler in a little bit haha

Newspaper #4

The Chicago Cubs.... I mean i dont know what to say about this team. Im a Cardinal fan and I even feel bad for Cub fans. 101 years? Thats just sad. Are they trying to lose? They are really good at it if they are. Actually i really did think that until they finally did the one thing that had to be done. Kevin Greg is garbage. The worst closer i have ever heard of. Finally they have taken him out of the closer spot. 6 blown saves later. And its not like they were just blown a little bit... No..... He was up 1-0 with 2 outs and lost the game 4-1. Who gives up 4 runs with 2 outs? He is so bad. Lou must have finally got chewed out by someone. But i mean they replaced him with Marmol who isnt much better. Sloppiest fastball in baseball. Its a really good fastball but his contol is terrible. And he has 4 blown saves himself. The Cubs just need to somehow sign anyone who can simply get 3 outs. Thats all a closer does. Its not that hard. The Cubs have had 3 closers this year for a combined 16 blown saves. Wow...... They would be winning the Central! Please stop being so bad Chicago. Just got watch the White Sox? They at least have a World Series in the last 100 years, and Bobby Jenks is at least decent. Steve Bartman fan for life :)


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Newspaper #3

John Smoltz. Starter or Closer, it doesnt matter. This man was dominating in the mlb my whole life. Suddenly age caught up with him and after becoming a bust in Boston he was back on the Free Agent market. Out of no where my favorite team, the St. Louis Cardinals, sign him. I didn't know what to think of this at first. I mean he was great but he is now 42 and i dont know how good he still will be. But the cardinals dont really have that 5th pitcher in the rotation. Recently we have just been changing between a few young guys, but its not working so great. I hope that he still has some gas left and can provide another good pitcher that will give us a chance at winning the world series. Im all for Smoltz and think that this was a great move by Tony La Russa. Smoltz seems like a nice down to earth guy that will try his best no matter what, and thats the type of player I like. And I mean the man does have a Cy Young and those are pretty hard to get. "Chris is 13-3 and is leading in ERA, HE BETTER GET IT" but anyways he will be getting his first start against San Diego and I cant wait to watch.


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that is one nice guy :)