!!!!!!!

im done.
its 1:42 a.m. and im finally done.
5 hours of sleep hopefully and school.
Mrs Keith i did this for you haha
well and because im scared of failing.
GOODNIGHT!

Real Chance of Love 2 #3!!!

Last One! Wooooohooooo! Alright im not gonna lie, these blogs werent so bad and i actually enjoyed them. But lets get to the show. Episode 3. Its called Girls Gone Viral so i had no clue what to expect from this one. The girls have to compete in "bootycamp" (who comes up with this?) and put on a show for the guys to prove they can handle dealing with their music careers. Watching them practice was the lamest thing i have ever done in my life. They just dance slutty and everyone tells them good job. This show just goes downhill.... Eventually they put on the show for Real and Chance and they choose the winners. They all go on a date at the race track to watch the horse races. Chance thinks that Aloha might be a little crazy but doesnt know. Back at the house the girls start getting into business that isn't theirs by freaking out about a girl talking to her best guy friend on the phone. Girls just need to calm down. They take the game way too seriously. Aloha then freaks out. She goes completely crazy and starts yelling and screaming. But she calms down and they all have a barbecue. The guys announce that they will each have their own chains at the elimination tonight, this makes it hard for some girls who still havent chosen yet. Aloha gets sent home because she is crazy...

:)

Real Chance of Love #2

Here we go... Episode 2. I have just figured out that these girls dont know how to speak English. Other than Classy, no other girl talks normally. Wiggly is a weirdo. Anyways the episode starts with a challenge where the girls have to try and "sell" themselves. Some of these girls do the most random thing. One girl raps and hula hoops. Who does that? Junk just jumps around in a cheerleading outfit. Hot Wings is really nice and just brings a football and says she likes it. I mean it wasnt much but i liked it and now she is my favorite. All of the girls except like 3 only talked about sex. Chance was all giddy but Real was like come on ladies..... this is about love. My pics to win the whole thing right now are Hot Wings for Chance and Pocahantes for Real. After the challenge Chance and Real take the girls to a fake Prom where they dance. In my opinion its a really lame dance...but thats just me. Later on that night Wiggly attacks the guys who dont like how strong she seems to be coming on. She just shows up and acts like a complete weirdo. She makes me nervous just watching her. At the elimination they send her home which makes me really happy and because of this i will watch episode 3. (im only gonna watch because i have to but shhhh...)

Real Chance of Love 2 #1

Why do they do this? I want to know who watches these shows. Vh1 is very lucky I have a blog to write or i would never watch this. Anyways this is Real Chance of Love. 2 Brothers from "I Love New York" who didnt find love. They call themselves the "Stallionaires" which i have no clue what that means but whatever. The first season went without them finding love so i guess thats code for i want another show. The first episode starts with everyone getting nicknames (DUH!) why cant they just have regular names? I mean "Junk"... who wants that nickname? Oh duh, girls who think reality shows make you famous. The only real different thing this season is the brothers keep girls together and let them choose which one they want so that their isn't fighting. All that happens is the girls just yell and yell and yell and are totally jerks to each other. I hate girls like that. One of them looks like a man and i dont look at the screen when she is on, but she thinks she is the best looking.... i dont get it. Chance and Real spend the day getting to know all the girls and get an idea for who their favorites are. During all this a fight breaks out and "Show Me" punches "Vegas" and makes her bleed. Chance and Real send "Show Me" home and for some reason "Vegas" leaves too. "Show Me" thinks she is all ghetto but she wears expensive clothes? i dont get people sometimes. In the end they only send home 2 more girls whose names i dont care about. Cant wait for episode 2 though. I might be starting to like this show. Or not. Undecided....

Omg!

i wanna sleep so bad. Mrs Keith better love me for this.
im probably gonna go mess with tyler in a little bit haha

Newspaper #4

The Chicago Cubs.... I mean i dont know what to say about this team. Im a Cardinal fan and I even feel bad for Cub fans. 101 years? Thats just sad. Are they trying to lose? They are really good at it if they are. Actually i really did think that until they finally did the one thing that had to be done. Kevin Greg is garbage. The worst closer i have ever heard of. Finally they have taken him out of the closer spot. 6 blown saves later. And its not like they were just blown a little bit... No..... He was up 1-0 with 2 outs and lost the game 4-1. Who gives up 4 runs with 2 outs? He is so bad. Lou must have finally got chewed out by someone. But i mean they replaced him with Marmol who isnt much better. Sloppiest fastball in baseball. Its a really good fastball but his contol is terrible. And he has 4 blown saves himself. The Cubs just need to somehow sign anyone who can simply get 3 outs. Thats all a closer does. Its not that hard. The Cubs have had 3 closers this year for a combined 16 blown saves. Wow...... They would be winning the Central! Please stop being so bad Chicago. Just got watch the White Sox? They at least have a World Series in the last 100 years, and Bobby Jenks is at least decent. Steve Bartman fan for life :)


http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/32469284/ns/sports-baseball/

Newspaper #3

John Smoltz. Starter or Closer, it doesnt matter. This man was dominating in the mlb my whole life. Suddenly age caught up with him and after becoming a bust in Boston he was back on the Free Agent market. Out of no where my favorite team, the St. Louis Cardinals, sign him. I didn't know what to think of this at first. I mean he was great but he is now 42 and i dont know how good he still will be. But the cardinals dont really have that 5th pitcher in the rotation. Recently we have just been changing between a few young guys, but its not working so great. I hope that he still has some gas left and can provide another good pitcher that will give us a chance at winning the world series. Im all for Smoltz and think that this was a great move by Tony La Russa. Smoltz seems like a nice down to earth guy that will try his best no matter what, and thats the type of player I like. And I mean the man does have a Cy Young and those are pretty hard to get. "Chris is 13-3 and is leading in ERA, HE BETTER GET IT" but anyways he will be getting his first start against San Diego and I cant wait to watch.


http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/32479786/ns/sports-baseball/




that is one nice guy :)

Newspaper #2

Usain Bolt, the worlds fastest man, broke another record with a 19.30 in the 200 meter. I mean this man has to be the best athlete in the world. You could put him in about any sport and he would dominate. Football, best wide reciever out there because no one could catch him. Baseball, he would steal so many bases. Basketball, fast break all day? I mean this guy is just amazing. Never have I seen someone run as fast as him. He is going to be the Michael Phelps for his country. The only thing i wish is that Tyson Gay would have been there because he was the previous champion but was out with injury. I dont think it would matter though. Bolt is just amazing and if he goes to the NFL i would be his #1 fan. The next Olympics will be amazing. I like how records still get broken every year. It shows how the world continues to get better.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/32495672/ns/sports/

Newspaper #1

Chad Johnson or now known as Chad Ochocinco. You know him as the loud mouthed, touchdown celebrating wide reciever who now tweets during games. But have you ever heard of Chad the kicker? During tonight's game Chad kicked the extra point which gave the Bengals a 7-6 win over the Patriots. I mean what else can Chad do for attention. I liked him back in the day when he was just a young guy with awesome touchdown celebrations, but now its just getting sad. You know that he was on the sidelines begging his coach to kick this just so he can be talked about a little bit more. Players need to just play. Dont worry about the fame, or the money. Your one of the luckiest people on earth if you play pro football, just enjoy it. I just want to know what he has in store next because he is like a little kid whose mom isn't paying attention to them. Ugh i hate those types of kids. Or the kids that yell and scream in the store. If they do that just dont bring them. Well anyways, Chad just play wide reciever and leave the kicking to the people who do it best. Rob Bironas? duh?


http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/32501404/ns/sports-nfl/

Big Brother!

booooom! Natalie didnt go home :)
hopefully she wins this HoH but she is sucking right now...

Big Brother #3

Alright..... i really honestly dont know why i always start with alright. i mean i just type it then erase it. I feel bad for it. Like it wants to be there, i just wont let it. But now i did :) im sorry for all that. Alright, Big Brother. I decided that I cant really summarize the whole season in just 3 blogs. So im just gonna finish this up with a super quick summary. Jessie and Ronnie get evicted. I dont know why everyone voted Jessie out but it was really lame. I mean sure he flexes way too much for one human being but he is a nice guy. But anyways, Chima breaks the rules and also gets kicked out. Lydia freaks out when she loses the HoH challenge and starts yelling and cussing all throughout the house. Jordan wins because of Jeff letting her win. I dont really like Jeff and Russell is becoming a loser and bows down to Jeff. Its gonna be Jeff and Jordan in the finals if Russell doesnt step up his game. Natalie and Russell need to get together. But in the beginning Natalie said she was 18 when she is really 24 so thats probably why. Jordan puts up Natalie and Lydia for eviction. Its pretty much just two groups against each other but its not fair at all. 2 super athletic guys, Jordan, and Michelle vs 1 weird chick and the gay guy Kevin. Natalie is a beast though so she still has a chance. I hope Natalie wins it now. I mean if she wins eviction every time then she cant go home? Thats what is going to happen, im calling it right now. Upset city :) But anyways i cant wait for the next episode. If anyone but Jeff wins then i will be happy


P.S. Jessie is probably at home right now flexing in front of his mirror
that guy needs a hobby

Big Brother #2

I really like this show :) .....Anways, Jessie gets added to the house since the athletes won the competition and he becomes the first head of household. He decides to form an alliance between the brains and the athletes. A new competition is introduced. Instead of fighting for food like they always do, this year it is for living conditions. The Brains lose the competition. The first people put up for elimination are Lydia and Chima. They have the first Veto challenge and Russell wins which is exactly what Jessie and the other athletes wanted. He uses in on Lydia after she talks to them and replaces her with Braden. I liked how the athletes pretty much owned the game in the beginning. When it comes time to vote its an even tie which means the head of household gets to choose and Jessie sends Braden home. They have the next HoH challenge which the Brains dominate and Ronnie becomes HoH. Another competition is held for the opportunity to see a movie premiere which Casey and Chima win. They also choose to send the Populars to the Have-nots room. Ronnie puts up Jeff and Laura for eviction. Later Russel blows up on Lydia and his fellow teammates think he might be putting a target on his back. But thats okay because once again he is chosed to play in the Veto competition. Jeff wins and uses the Veto on himself and Ronnie nominates Jordan in his place. At elimination Laura is the one that goes home which is what Ronnie wanted all along. :)

P.S. Jessie still flexes wayyyyy too much.



who wants to see that?
not me

wow...

i really wish i would stop feeling sick...
its kinda making me mad
like they should make a medicine that actually fixes your sickness instead of "making it better"
thats just dumb.

why am i writing this and not doing my blogs....?

Big Brother #1

Alright well i used to watch Big Brother back in like 8th grade but havent watch it in a long time. This year my mom said something about it so i decided to watch it with her. If you havent seen Big Brother it is a show where they place random people in a house where cameras watch their every move. They have little competitions each week for certain prizes, but the most important thing is something called "Head of Household." This person controls the whole game. This year Big Brother had like a back-to-school theme. They brought in people from different groups from highschool. Their was nerds, jocks, and many others. I really liked Ronnie and Russell but they are complete opposites. I just always root against the hot chick because she could win the easiest. And the gay guy is way too opinionated. He always bashes everyone and im always like "dude... your not perfect could you lay off a little bit?" But this show really is a good show. The first day they all move into the house and then sit down and get used to each other. However the game starts out with a twist and they all find out they are playing in certain "clicks". They have the Athletes, Populars, Brains, and Offbeats. This throws off peoples strategies to keep information about themselves from the other people in the house. I like the athletes click and hate the populars. The populars are exactly what you would think of them as. They are very stuck up and think they are better than everyone. They play a game to see which group would get the 13th house member and the athletes won. Jessie returns to the house and joins their team. In the end though the groups dont matter, its still an individual game and only one person will win Big Brother.



P.S. Jessie flexes way too much for one person.

Movie Review

This summer i went to the theatres and saw several different movies. I watched X-Men Origins, Transformers 2, Orphan, and many others. But the movie im gonna write about is a movie that i wasn't even interested in seeing. It is the new Disney movie "Up". When i saw the previews for this i was very disappointed because i secretly love Disney movies and this didn't really appeal much to me. I went to the movies and saw it anyways because the people i went with wanted to see it. I'm not gonna lie this movie was a great movie. If you don't know it is about an old man Carl who lives alone in a house that he and his wife had lived in forever. His wife passes away and the house is all he has left. One day Carl decides to fufill a promise he made to his wife by taking the house to the falls in South America. He does this however by tieing tons of balloons to the house. I really got into this movie and there are certain parts that made me really happy. Russell was my favorite character. He was the boy scout that got stuck on the porch during takeoff and went on the adventure with Carl. After seeing this movie my opinion was completely changed and i can honestly say this is one of my favorite Disney movies in a long time. It was just one of those movies you dont expect to like as much as you will at the end of it. I mean it is just a movie that anyone can see and is out there for many different people. It is both a movie that could make you cry with sadness and happiness and also make you laugh the whole time in between. Perfectly put together, an awesome film. Overall this is definately my favorite movie of the summer and im really glad i got the chance to see it. If I honestly had to grade it I think i would give it a 9/10 just for the fact that it proved me wrong and because Pixar could never let any little kid down.
(except Wall-E because they said like 3 words that whole movie)


P.S.

Russel reminds me of a chinese looking tyler haha

Booom!

and im really glad that i watched Big Brother with my mom now :)
but i gotta find another show to write about :S

Just Getting Started

Sorry Mrs. Keith, I will make it up to you :)